The New Disney Mantra

In response to several jokes and criticisms of this large merger, Disney has released this statement:

"We at Disney think that this acquisition was well worth the $4 billion dollars, and will be very beneficial for both parties, adding to the disney cast of characters while offering Marvel the far reach that Disney has over the world's entertainment industry. We do not intend to significantly alter any of the Marvel cast of characters, however in the upcoming Thor movie we have added a quintet of singing ethnic girls who will interrupt the action a la Little Shop of Horrors and sing about 'Thor the Hero.'

Rest assured, it will still be much better than The Hulk starring Eric Bana."

I will agree with the second part.